Carson Palmer dropped 46.3 points and Wade didn't even need to ask nicely. The final was 185.5–99 — a beatdown so complete that Joel's best player, Brandon Marshall at 20.3, didn't even crack Wade's starting lineup conversation. The Jets defense went for *negative one* for Joel, which is the kind of contribution that makes you question every decision you've ever made on a Sunday morning. Wade left 24 points on the bench and still won by 86 — the roster management equivalent of winning a foot race while stopping for lunch.