Last week every single team in this league crossed 100 points. It felt like the league had turned a corner, like the 2026 season was going to be something different. Then Week 6 happened, and seven of the twelve managers couldn't clear triple digits. The bar wasn't raised. The bar got returned to sender.
The two teams that did the most damage weren't subtle about it. Junk put up 149.44 — the week's high score and a $25 prize — behind Tre Tucker finishing as the second-best receiver in the league at 24.20 points, Matthew Golden adding 22.40, and a Chiefs defense that chipped in 19.00. Joel, who entered this game leading the Bad Luck division at 3-2 despite being 11th in scoring, got a front-row seat to all of it. He needed to know that Carnell Tate was sitting on his bench at 16.00 while A.J. Brown started for 4.20. He did not know that, apparently. That's 11.80 points — and a 50-point loss — left on the table before halftime. Junk wins 149.44–98.88 and nearly takes the second $25 with the week's biggest blowout. Except it wasn't. Spencer had something to say about that.
Spencer beat Scott 141.10–75.24. Sixty-five points. Kenneth Walker III was the best running back in the league this week at 31.90. Jayden Daniels added 26. Chris Boswell kicked for 18.90. The only thing that didn't show up was the Cowboys defense, which finished at exactly 0.00. Scott, for his part, scored the week's lowest total at 75.24, started Marvin Harrison Jr. for 4.90 while Alvin Kamara went for 13.90 on his bench, and got a 1.00 from Brandon Aubrey at kicker. Spencer wins the biggest blowout at 65.86 and pockets the other $25.
Emmo handled Brandon 126.04–96.92 on the strength of Trevor Lawrence's 34.34, which was the best quarterback score in the league this week. Brandon started Rhamondre Stevenson for 3.60 while Blake Corum went for 13.00 unused — a 9.40-point swing that, given the final margin, didn't change the result but definitely didn't help. Emmo sweeps every position except tight end and moves to 4-2.
Landon beat Riley 138.10–95.10 with the week's best receiver, Malik Nabers, at 27.50, plus Drake Maye at 26.80 and Christian McCaffrey at 26.20. Three players above 26 points. Riley ran a perfect lineup — 100.00 coach grade, nothing left on the bench — and still lost by 43. Sometimes you just don't have it. Andy beat Billy 100.38–85.88 with a flawless lineup of his own (100.00 coach grade, 0.00 left over) and C.J. Stroud earning the game ball at 28.98. Billy's two running backs combined for 45.50 points and it still wasn't enough because he lost receivers 33.10 to 8.40.
Then there's Tony and Wade. Final score: 88.60–88.56. Four hundredths of a point. Less than one yard in the real game. Wade played a clean lineup — 97.68 coach grade, just 2.10 left over — and still lost. If he'd started TreVeyon Henderson instead of Keaton Mitchell, who put up 0.40, he wins. That's it. That's the whole thing. Tony, meanwhile, had Tyler Shough going for 29.96 on his bench while Caleb Williams started for 20.50. He left 9.46 points sitting there, won by 0.04, and somehow sits at 3-3. It's the second time this season Tony has won by less than two-tenths of a point. Three yards of football separate him from 1-5. He is 3-3.
Wade is 2-4. The math on that should feel illegal.
Next week, Spencer plays Junk. One of them has a case to make.
